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MST3K - Episode 910 - The Final Sacrifice
hi! i’m crow t. robot and i’m here to tell you that mike nelson is innocent! mike nelson is two-hundred percent f***ing not guilty, and if you b****rds don’t f***ing find him innocent, then you can just f***ing kiss my fat f***ing a**. and that f***ing goes for your bulls**t court system, too!
mike, i’m SO m*****f***ing sorry i couldn’t f***ing be there for this f***ing sh**ty really bogus trial, man. but lemme f***ing tell ya somethin’, nelson, if i was there i’d f***ing kick everyone’s fat, stupid m*****f***ing behinds and then cram it up their f***ing a**es.
anyway, mike, buddy… i hope this s**t helps.
|—||crow t. robot, during mike’s trial, in a video deposition|